I can't believe
What my girlfriend did today
She screamed so loudly
Then she turned away
Why did she cut me down to size
She left me wondering
Can I do it right

What am I gonna do now the game's up
Can't get her off that's kinda rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure
Cause I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

I woke up in a sweat felt a disgrace
She looked so beautiful
Upon her face
Feeling stupid all on my own
I put it down to experience
Cause now I've grown

What am I gonna do now the game's up
Can't get her off that's kinda rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure
Cause I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

Don't wanna be a fake
It's quite uncanny
Cause my favourite film is when Harry Met Sally
Now we're finished
There's no way that we're ever gonna be okay
Don't wanna be a fake
How low can I go
You might find me reading Cosmo
But when I'm finished
You know that you're gonna wanna be with me
Gonna wanna be with me
Gonna wanna be with me

Got a girl on my sofa yeah